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In Tha Sky
Assalam walekum! Wag1! Ok yaar, now this 1 iz about anotha paki brotha, cant say hiz name
coz u know yara it a bit pagal, enit! If u want hiz name anyway, ask tha famous churail story teller Junaida (tati eyes)!
Anyway, listen yara, hiz sista was down Rock park yeah, or sumthin like dat at night time by herself! She was only 3 years
old or sumthin, yeah n u know little kidz r like ALLAH's precious like dey cant say nothin! Yeah, she was alone n she
saw her Abu in tha sky or a churail! And she to fainted, den they called a mulana n nothing worked! Then they called a special
mulana n he read all tha QURAN n everything on a tavis! Made tha girl wear it, yeah, tehn she was OK! Now she iz ok, ALLHUMDULILAH!
N tha mulana said neva take it of, even wen u have a shower, dont put it on tha window shelf! Coz it will go n dissapear!
Kusme, yaara, ke hore?
!BLOOD IN THA TOILET!
Assalam walekum! Wag1! Yo meri gal sun! Once yeh, in Peterborough, yeah! Tha Gladstone school
or sumthing, yeh! About 2 yearz ago my paki boy Junaida (tati eyez) went der, yeh! N 1 girl in hiz class, yeah, apni paki
yeah! She said to tha teacher, can I go toilet n tha teacher said yeah, enit! Then she went and she went toilet n over there
she saw blood on the wall! It was completely covered n tha pakistani girl fainted! Then tha ambulance came coz she was totally
shocked! Then afta dat she told everyone what happened! But when otah paki boyz n girlz came 2 tha toilet, tha blood wasnt
there, it was all normal! Yara, so wat doez dis mean?!
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