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PAKISTAN VS INDIA (THERE IZ PEACE NOW, BUT WAT WAZ IT
LIKE BE4 DAT?.....
There was a ship on tha cruise in the Sea! It had all the
leaders of the world, as it was a special ship for all the leaders! Then after a couple of hours of enjoyment and excitement,
the captain noticed that the ship was running slow and that it was in danger of crashing, tha rezun bein that there was 2
much weight on the ship. So then tehy had 2 get some things of! They did what they cud but stil teh wight waz 2 mcuh so then
they had 2 get some people off, atleast 3, so tehy cud sacrafice their lives for the world as tehy were lederz! The captain
asked some 1 2 cum foward from the crowd of lederz, no 1 came! Then finally after askin bare times, a brave gora cumz
n says, I will do it 4 England, tha U.K.! So he stepes towardz tha deck n said Dis Iz 4 All My Wite Family... N jumped
of! Then tha weight was lowered as tha gora was about 20 stones...(Tha Mota Baastrd)! Anwyay then they needed atleast 2 more
peopel to go off! Again tha captain asked, then finally again another leader came! This time it was a Sikha! So he went 2
tha deck n said dis 1 iz 4 Guru Nanak, Papa ji, bless me! N said balle, balle, n plunged to hiz death into tha sea! Then 1
more person was needed to go.! Tha question was asked gain, no1 came but after a long wait n time...
A paki came! Can u belive it, every 1 said 2 1 anotha! Den
tha paki leader went to tha deck n said dis 1 for all my muslim brothaz n sistaz .. N shouted out 'ALLAH-HOO-AK-BAR'! Then
straight afta dat he kiked tha indian who was next 2 him!
Mixed Jokez
What's orange and lies on top of shit? A turban.
What do you call a Paki living between two houses? ALLy
What do you do if you spot a Gora with half a face?
Stop laughing and reload!!!
What happened when there was a power cut at the Karachi airport?
Thousands of Pakistanis
were stuck on the escalator.
A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for calling Bush a fool.
5 years for the scandal
and 15 for revealing a state secret!
Have you heard of Gore heroes?
If u aint then... good cuz neither has England.
A Paki N A Gora
A gum-chewing Paki and an Gora are sitting together in a restaurant. For tha 1st
time tah gora feels really proud to be a Gora (lol), so he starts a conversation. He asks the Paki, "When you eat bread,
do you eat all of it?"
Ji, haan!" responds the Pakistani.
"Well," says the Gora, "we only eat the soft part of it. The
rest we collect in containers, take to a factory and put through a mill. What comes out are little breads that we sell in
Pakistan.'' "And what about Chicken?" he continues. "Do you eat all parts of them?" "Ji Haan! We do," replies the Paki
man.
"You don't say!" says the Gora, grinning. "We don't! We only eat the meaty part of the chicken. The greasy part we
collect in containers, take to a factory, put through a mill, and what comes out are little boneless pieces that we sell in
Pakistan."
Now the Pakistani is really pised of! So he asks, "And what do Gore do with their used condoms?" "Hey,
we throw them away of course," says the Gora.
"Ha!" exclaims the Paki. "We collect them in containers, take them to
a factory and put them through a mill. What comes out is chewing gum that we sell in the whole of UK 2 Tha Wite Bastardz!"
Finally, gore gone!
Q : What do you call 1 gore on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call
10 gore on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call a 100 gore on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q
:What do you call all the gore on the moon?...
A : ................ Problem Solved!
What A Mangy Paki Wat Do In A Pub...
An Indian and a Pakistani walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness dark
ale. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage two flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the
thick head.
The Indian pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Pakistani picked the fly out of his drink, held it
out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
Tha Pakiz Wish...
Three guys, a Paki, a Gora and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.
The
Indian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in India."
With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in India was forever made fertile for farming.
The Gora was amazed, so
he said, "I want a wall around England, so that no foreigners or Pakiz can come into our precious state." Again, with
a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around England.
The Paki asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the
state. Nothing can get in or out." The Paki says, "My wish is that you fill it up with pani."
Paki N Tha Insect...
An insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the
Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir,
asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
T.P. (Thick Paki) PAGAL...
There are three men strolling through the desert and they find a magic lamp. They pick it
up and rub it, a genie pops out. The genie says, "I'll grant you all each 1 wish." The Englishman steps up and says, "I want
some ice to cool my body." The black man says, "I want some water to drink," and the Paki says, "I want a car door." The genie
says, "Why do you want a car door?" And the Paki says, "Whenever it gets hot I can open the window."
THA GORI...
There was a massive mountain from tha sky all tha way 2 tha floor! N der waz a gori falling
down (khafir)! Very pretty 2! N there were 3 caves below! On tha 1st 1 tehre was a Indian! On tah second 1 der was a Sikha
and on tha last 1 der was a Paki! 1st of all tha Indian caught her named Krishna. Tha girl said I'll do anything if u save
me n tha Krishna said Safe! Only if u shagg me n she said HECK NO! (Fuckin rasicst bitach!) Anyway den he dropped her, so
den tha Sikha called Jasbinder (lol) caught her den he said tah same n tha (rasicst gori) sayed tha same thing as wat she
said 2 Krishna so den Jasbinder droped her! Den while she waz falling, she tought itz tha last person, I might az well say,
SAFE! I'll shagg you, otherwize I'm gonna die! So wen tha Paki (apna bhanda) caught her She said OH PLZ, PLZ, PLZ, I'LL DO
ANYTHING IF U SAVE ME, I'LL EVEN SHAGG U! N then guess wat tha paki said? OI, OI, TUBA, TUBA...ASTAFUR-LLAH N droped tha gori
n she died!
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